Dude pulls up on me at:

The Gas Station

tryna holla.

Some ” otha ni88a”.

Talkin abt where u from. I didn’t answer.

I’m thinking…let’s play.

He goes:

California

I’m like…how u know…passing through.

He goes…well u all dolled up ..something like that.

Goes…let me get your number. .or give you mine.

I’m just looking at him.

I go let’s enjoy this moment.

He approaches.

Goes I’d love to wake you up with a good morning or tell you goodnight text

I’m like aww you are soo sweet. No thank you.

I continue making my gas pump moves.

He goes: Oh, dont use your hands and get all dirty!

You gotta use one of these!

Pulls out a blue medical latex glove from his pocket.

I’m like oh my gosh…I gotta get me a box.

He goes I’d give you this one, but it’s my last.

Told him…I wouldn’t want you to make that level of sacrifice!

Then he walked off; real smoothe.

I leaned against my car chuckling.

…..

Yall! One that was a Call it FORNICATION attempt.

How you wanna connect with a Queen, but not be sacrificing?

One cheap latex glove…

You couldn’t give me your last! Bahahahahahahahhaha

Gotta laugh!

Glad my tank is full without the bull.

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