Years ago, my then 3 yr old – King Elijah – walked up to me and told me

“hold this”.

It was HIS lunchbox.

So I told him “No – you hold it”. He whines “I can’t”.

I’m like dude if you don’t carry that lightweight bag and get outta my face we gonna have us a mommy child square up.

This made me laugh because I do God just like that.

God: Do X
Me: noooooo. I can’t. I won’t. I am not able. It’s too heavy. Do you see this! (goes to cry…nobody helping me fa real….goes back to God to tell him how his people aint right)
God: Carry it….you are equipped.
Me: 

Oh and my 3 year old – he is doing just fine carrying his lunchbox. In fact, he isn’t just carrying it he is swinging that motha sucka.

Glad to be in the land of the living bahahahaha

-Lonisa