Aye, when the mamas show up to these little kid circle times – the instructor just doesn’t know! We bout to sing the mess outta:

Itsy Bitsy Spider!

Maybe they do know lol …Probably like “Oh gosh here comes the mamas who singing career never took off! Now they stealing dreams from the kids.”

Cruel.

But aye, let’s go with it!

The mamas been climbing over and over – all day – everyday – all our lives. We the spider! We just wanna get from pouting to the spout!

Yall think the mamas are at the circle times for the kids?!?

bahahahahahahahahaha

No.

Forget them.

We in there to sing and roll around on the floor!

Shake those egg shakers!

Spin around in circles!

Pop bubbles!

Oh, and stamp our hand at the end of class too! Can we get our name sung at the farewell song too!

Psh, this for us.

Ugh, and to the mamas who be walking in there with the whiny kids and expecting us to just be like aww…he/she is having a moment.

No! – get yo child and leave!

You messing up our decompress time.

Love yall, stay strong in that hallway bahahahahaha but please move further away from the door. It’s hard for those of us in the room to find the key to be in for our songs!

We must focus!

Oooh, and let the library cancel or decide to take a break from circle times!?!

We, mamas, take deep breaths and take that news like a composed champ even tho we want to have a tantrum …say something like ” “Oh, really! When will it be returning for the kids?”…cough cough US!

What we supposed to do now?!?

You already know – gotta pivot to going to some playgrounds to chit chat with other mamas.

Kids already know they on their own at the park meetups!

BAHAHAHA when the mamas are talkin you keep walkin! Go eat a bug for protein – get off our scene! We in deep discussion about not much of nothin!

Speaking of those storytimes. Why my former library had to be exclusive with these circle time sign ups!?!

I mean when they’d drop the link for registration – you basically had to be refreshing the screen like you buying concerts to your fave singer! cause these mamas really want that time. If you like 15 mins late to signing up online – you not in it! You on the waitlist!

Stay ready yall!

If you don’t get into the next circle time, just climb up the spout again!

Itsy Bitsy Spider,