I’ve been noticing that my boys get a:

Smirk

on their face when I tell them I’ll be stepping out for a little bit.

They start really gathering info….like “Oh, what time do you leave? When will you return?”.

Then they tap into being:

Extremely Helpful

“Is there anything I can do to help you”

I’m thinking….. “Yall ain’t slick!!!!”.

You know how you have to repeat yourself to kids to get them to do stuff.

Well, one thing I only have to say once to my boys is:

Come Lock This Door!

They move soo fast! lol Dang, near fighting each other over who go do the job!

As soon as I step out the house, its seems… the door shuts…a little too fast.

Hmph, see for yourself.

The kids closing and locking the door behind me…is a task they do a little too joyfully.

Any other parents experience this?

When I tell them I’m stepping out…they smile and encourage me to stay out a while.

Like….I can see them on the security cameras lookin’ all bubbly!

Aint no hiding their excitement! LOL

One time I returned and unlocked the front door and still couldn’t get in! They had put the security stick under the handle – which has like a 400lb plus resistance!

“Boys! Boys! Are you there?!? It’s mommy! Remember me!?! “

…like I belong here. Right?!? Should I keep paying the bills? or chill?

I got questions!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ish aint adding up!!!

Let me go do mirror work. Time to repeat over and over:

“My kids love me, I’m a good mom .

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the baddest mama jama of them all?”

Aftermath Laughin’,