What’s Under Those Bangs!?!

Huh!?! That’s what I was wondering when my kids kept commanding me:

Mom, lift up your bangs!!!

I know my kids are up to something when they start sending one another to deliver messages. If my first born can’t get to me. He will send my second born. If my second born can’t get to me – they will send their sister, Queen Glory! Such strategist….mhm….

I mean when they come to me with requests and questions. I’ll ask them straight up:

Who Sent You?!?

The sender is usually my first born who is on some “let’s work out a deal” mission.

Well, one night all three were on me about lifting up my motha luvin bangs! They kept pressing one another to ask me – as if I wasn’t sitting right next to them! These ninjagos!

I thought, “lift up your bangs!” is such a strange post dinner request…leave me alone…let me scroll my phone in peace…but they were so hype that I felt compelled to obey and find out.

This is why!?!

Y’all it be your own family who will come for you!

Don’t take it personally – use it to create something funny!

Allow their teasing to work out your insecurities and make you ready for the “real world”! Although in my experience…the “real world” can be kinder than blood and chosen family. I digress…but have no problem saying it with my whole saggin’ boobie chest, thanks kids! #breastfed

Listen, my kids forged ahead on my forehead! bahahahahaha

I mean…I believe they are accurate in their assessment!!!

Seriously, if you need a projector screen for your next movie night – my forehead is available…for a fee, of course,…. I gotta feed my family! Send Payment here:

Venmo: Lonisa-Mari

PayPal: Lonisa Mari

I hope this makes you laugh like it did me.

Notice how embracing my big forehead silenced my cackling boys towards the end of the video. What you fully own cannot be shamed!!! Cause you’re not hiding! Ain’t no shade when standing fully in the sunshine of who you are!

Embrace how God made you.

You are fearfully and wonderfully made! Psalm 139:14

Is a lion going around crying cause it isn’t pink like a flamingo?

The lion is lionin’. The flamingo is flamingoin’.